Month: March 2025

GPT-4.5: The AI That Understands Your Trauma Better Than Your Mom Silicon Sentience: Now With Feelings, Mood Swings, and a Slight Cry for Help In …

Federal Judge Vows to Reimport Violent Criminals Deported by Trump—Says U.S. Crime Needs More Diversity WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold defense of inclusive justice, …

Therapy, TikTok, and Tearful Latte Art: Inside the 2025 Democratic Meltdown James Blair Scowled, Democrats Spiraled In the aftermath of GOP strategist James Blair’s aggressive …

Columbia University Officially Denounces Marx, Lenin, Kombucha, and Feelings Columbia University’s New Era of Practical Pretending Begins New York, NY — Following an open letter from …

Statue Rejected: America’s Monumental Commitment Issues WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left international art critics, democratic idealists, and torch-wielding cosplayers baffled, the …

Cyber Jeepneys: The Iconic Ride  The streets of Manila have always been a symphony of chaos. Jeepneys, those flamboyant kings of the road, weave through …

Floppy Disk Files: Unearthing the Tech Time Capsules in Government Offices In the bustling government offices of Metro Manila, a technological marvel persists against the …

Greenpeace Not So Peaceful: How a $660M Fine and Flaming Teslas Set the World Ablaze By the world’s oldest tenured professor and a 20-year-old philosophy …

Schumer Promises a “Dancing” Return of the Democratic Party: The Solution to Everything is the Hustle The Political Party is Now a Dance Party Chuck …

Marxist Uprising Engulfs Chuck Schumer’s Home: “Not Communist Enough,” They Chant Is Schumer Safe? Police Overwhelmed as Revolutionary Purity Tests Hit the Streets New York …

Tech Bro Suggests Banning Innovation So America Can Dominate the Rubble Economy “Why Build the Future When We Can Own the Wreckage?” Silicon Valley venture …