Month: March 2025

Government Shutdown 2025: America’s Favorite New Reality Show Episode 1: “Survivor: Washington, D.C.” Welcome back to America’s Favorite Unscripted Political Drama, where the stakes are …

Elon Musk’s Worst Day Ever: A Stock Crash, a Cyberattack, and a Memoir Written in Meme Format The Rise and Fall of a Billionaire’s Tuesday …

Netflix’s ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’: America Finally Notices Magical Realism (After Running Out of Superhero Franchises) Netflix Discovers Colombia – No, Not the Narcos …

Tariffs Are Just a Tool: Like a Hammer, a Wrecking Ball, or a Flamethrower WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that shocked precisely zero people, …

OpenAI’s Chain-of-Thought Monitoring: AI Now Overthinks Just Like You! The Brave New World of AI Overthinking For years, humanity has been at war with its …

Bienvenue to France: An American’s Guide to Being Perpetually Confused “I moved to France for a better life!” That was the dream. That was the …

The Great European Freeloader Fiasco: How the EU’s Empty Pockets Are Leading to Global Catastrophe By Ima Satirist The Blame Game Begins In a world …

The Great American Diet: How Your Tax Dollars Keep You Fat, Sick, and Wondering If Cheese Counts as a Vegetable Government Subsidies Created Our Junk …

Mahmoud Khalil Returns to Gaza, Immediately Files Customer Complaint Mahmoud Khalil, the Columbia University student-activist-turned-Gaza-deportee, finally arrived in his beloved homeland, where he was immediately …

Manila’s Newest Curriculum: Shouting Over Street Noise 101 Public Speaking Courses Take a Loud Turn in the Philippines’ Bustling Metropolises Manila’s New School of Screaming: …

Breaking News: Secret Service Foils Attempted White House Infiltration by Indiana Jones Impersonator Indiana Jones’s Treasure Hunt Gone Dead Wrong Washington, D.C. – In the …

AI vs. Gen Z: The Ultimate Job Market Showdown The Résumé Revolution: When AI Writes Your Cover Letter Better Than You Remember the good old …

14 Books We Read This Weak… And We Regret It Deeply We at Bohiney are dedicated to the fine art of reading, a pursuit that …

SAG Declares War on Botox: Hollywood’s Ban ‘Frozen Faces’ to Save Laughter Hollywood’s Newest Outlaw? Your Own Forehead. In a shocking twist that no one …

Tom Brady’s Greatest Comeback: Rekindling Love Like It’s the Fourth Quarter Tom Brady and Irina Shayk have rekindled their romance Tom Brady is no stranger …